Book of Wouye

Chapter 1
1 It twas the times of the creat Emirate of Dongola

2 The Emir

3 Whomst of which was Vanir

4 Made a smelly braap

5 And it did was smonk

6 Smelly!!!

7 And the prophets Gis and Ofo came to him

8 In that great city of Aniba

9 And it twas Chapelo whomst revealed of them through Wouye

10 O Wouye!

11 We does know of ye nasty smelly depths of ye!

12 And how ye statutes we so admire!

13 Oh Ofo and Gis!

14 Your pairing revelatory of the opposite of DQN

15 And productive of DOS

16 O! Your parents, Quan and Gola

17 Come to form Quangola

Chapter 2
1 It twas Quan that is the fluid Tao of fart

2 A stinky braaap

3 And it tis Gola that is the solid cock o da nigga

4 Hard and unmoving

5 These combine into Quangola

6 And from Quangola cometh Wouye

7 And Wouye the key

8 From which the revelatory aspects of Gis and Ofo are made transparent

9 And from which we can unite with the aspect of Gadir

Chapter 3
1 Gadir!

2 God of gvming!

3 Dqn, thou surely art Shiva?

4 A fvcking GAYMIN DESTROYAH

5 We would be lost without you!

6 And lost without the opposite aspect

7 The Gola aspect!

8 These opposing forces dance creation

9 DQN doxxing niggas

10 And Gola birthing niggas

11 Praise the unity of which is Wouye

12 Which is truly the source of memes

13 Ancient

14 I braaaap