Book of Derg

Only Surviving Chapter
1 Herein this compendium lie the revelation of Dongola, Given to Fartito in the underwater city of Ooga my ASS n*gga, in the Red Sea.

2 You know that I, Dongola, have but one enemy: Derg.

3 Derg of Abyssinia, south of Meroe, south of Dongola.

4 For Derg is the anti-ape, the antithesis to I, Dongolas Dongoloidness.

5 For within Dongola is the Pentagon of Gvming. This is the essence of Dongola, hence my Dongoloidness.

6 Derg has but the malevolent Quadrilateral of Queefs stored within his spirit of doom.

7 ASS!

8 ASS! is the central part of Derg, for it is what motivates him to live. Eliminate the ASS!, and you eliminate Derg.

9 But! Dongola saith that ASS! is essential for every real nvgga whomst likes gvmes. If you eliminate the ASS!... you eliminate the nvgga, and therefore life on Earf.

10 For every follower of Dongola is a nvgga whomst likes gvmes. Thus, you eliminate Dongola himself as well.

11 PU$$Y!

12 Derg liveth off the PU$$Y! It is what alloweth him to create the army of Derg. For the army of Derg will beith the army of skinny niggas that will come and challenge me, Dongola. Destroy the PU$$y! and you destroy Derg.

13 But! Dongola saith that though an anorexic nigga may come out of it, PU$$Y is necessary to create my followers as well. If you eliminate the PU$$Y!... you eliminate the follower of Dongola, and therefore the will of Dongola to exist.

14 Might I remind you that I, Dongola only exists if the niggas believith in me! For once a nigga loseth hope, I loseth myself.

15 Thus I ask, do you believith in me Fartito?

16 "Yes, Dongola, you niqqa ass is in front of me rn!"

17 Correct

18 Before I continue the last two queefs of Dergs quadrilateral, I must delivereth the nature of Derg heself.

19 Derg, being the anti-ape, is therefore extra-aped, and therefore everything against the nature of the ape.

20 Derg is the blackness. He is the black nvgga come to darken the world after the light.