Ancient Risk

"On a cold March day, G-man and Volt led the third TC invasion of FC. Despite rampant shitposting and getting a few people to leave, the invaders were defeated through the efforts of a third party. This is a day that shall live in infamy." These words are all that is left of an ancient conflict, one that that remains the stuff of legend among the ancientfags. These words are the remains of a glorious campaign, one that forged anons into shitposters, and newfags into legends.

The conflict began, of course, with Suo's buttrage at Lance. Lance was the enemy, widely hated for his alliance with Mado, the great nemesis of all Risk players. And so, when KittyNotSayin, who had preserved her own alliance with Lance, came to tell us that Lance had logged out of Skype without nuking all his chat invites, we knew that the time had come for a night raid. Some context: KittyNotSayin's exact role and identity remain unknown to historians, even today. However, she seems to have been an ally of Suo's, and also a moderator in FC, Lance's Risk chat. This will become important later on. Kitty posted the invite, and TC forces began to move in. Shitposting immediately drowned the chat, and Lance's people were caught totally unawares. The handful of mods who were awake could only respond with kicks, but every warrior would simply stream back in. G-Man and Volt distinguished themselves in particular. Your humble storyteller was also there for these attacks, although his weapon of choice was copypasta. Gradually, FC began to hemorrhage members. We were winning! Suddenly, we were unable to rejoin the chat. Someone had nuked the invite. It was at that point that Kitty revealed her duplicity. She had only wanted to shake things up a bit, and once her fun was had, she permabanned the invaders. Of course, Kitty didn't know the name of every invader. Two newfags, unknown to her, remained hidden in plain sight. They were Savvy, who would become known and feared as "Khaleesi" years later, and Jon "the Bitch" Fitch. The moment Kitty turned her back, the two of them invited anyone who had not been banned, and reengaged the attack!

Between Savvy's cuteposting and Fitch's pornspam, FC was crippled and more people left. Their assault didn't stop until Lance himself returned and permabanned anyone associated with TC. It would take weeks for FC to recover, and they would never bedevil the brave warriors of The Circle again, until Sevatar himself journeyed to their lands and threatened to kill Sean.”